Vanilla Ice is tough as nails.

wife-beater

Not. Dude is f**king weeeeeeeaak. But I bet he feels a lot stronger when he beats on his wife, blames it on her bipolar disorder, and gets held in custody without bail. I mean, that must be why he’s done it more than once, right? What a dick. Oh hey and while we’re on the subject of STUPID, what the hell does “wax a chump like a candle” even mean?

I only posted this cause I thought it’d be really funny to follow NKOTB with Vanilla Ice. I promise that I will not follow this post with anything about the Hot-Stepper OR the Informer. My bad 90′s pop kick is burnt. Scout’s honor.

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