REMIX FAIL: Calvin Harris' She Wolf Remix

Sorry Calvin, but you have failed.

What’s with all the good reviews of this track, man? Dude, it totally sucks. It’s like Calvin Harris extracted everything that’s wrong with techno and everything that’s wrong with pop and stuck it in a meat grinder. Seriously, everyone keeps saying that his last album was kind of a disappointment and they’re trying to tell us that this is a little redeeming but dude – CAN THESE PEOPLE HEAR? I mean, seriously, 693 people have LOVED this track at the Hype Machine. My god. Get some hearing aids, people:

GOOD REVIEWS

Shakira She Wolf (Calvin Harris Remix) at Pretty Much Amazing
Shakira – “She Wolf” (Calvin Harris Remix) at mossipblog.com
Shakira Gets Calvin Harris Treatment at iamyouare.com

I considered not even putting this song up for you to listen. Or looking for an embed of it or something, but I couldn’t find one. So if you’ve found this article cause you want the song, go ahead and just download it. Either way, what do you guys think? It fucking sucks, right?

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[wpaudio url=http://www.fantasticweapon.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/calvin-harris-she-wolf-remix-shakira.mp3]Shakira – She Wolf (Calvin Harris Remix)[/wpaudio]

Tyyy

The remix is success. Quality electro-pop.

murdarat

why you keep saying "techno"???
Like it or not: that's an opinion. (I don't say I do!)
This has nothing to do with techno: That's a fact.

c4

huh? did i maintain at any time that it WASN'T an opinion? On MY site I post MY opinions. I'm not really sure why you posted this comment dude, it doesn't make any sense.

couldbebetter

This mix is ehhh but the Villains remix is much better!

wtfthisremixrules

umm...this remix and calvin harris new album are both pretty great/fun as far as electro pop stuff goes

c4

@wtfthisremixrules: ehh it's no disco sirens, that's for sure.

Ashly

I cannot believe how many positive reviews this shit is getting. It's like Calvin Harris tried his hardest to make the whole thing sound as close to the Strong Bad Techno Song as possible. It's CRAP.