Prince signs on to play Coachella
Okay, I need to breathe before I have a heart attack. The walls in my office are closing in on me, my palms are all sweaty, and omg, I NEED to calm down. One word: Prince.

Prince is playing Coachella! I didn’t plan on going this year, but yeah, I just called my little sister to give her the ok, “All right, I’m going to need you to break my piggy bank and go to the nearest coinstar.” I called everyone that owes me money, “Yo Tino, you got my money? Don’t fuck with my money or I’ll pop your head real quick.” In a matter of seconds I turned into a crazy mob boss or something. Did I mention Prince is playing Coachella.
I don’t care if you’re laughing at me right now, it’s Prince, man.
Individual passes have sold out, but 3 days passes are still available here.
I just died and went to heaven.

















