Not-So-Daily-TOTAL-Bummer: BROKENCYDE

 

I’ve been away for like a gajillion years cause nothing has moved me enough to write about it. I think it’s fitting that my first post after such a long absence would have something to do with shit that totally sucks. I can not emphasize it enough: this TOTALLY sucks. I mean, what the FUCK is this shit? I wanted my friend Chris to draw mustaches on their faces in this photo, but I feel like the level of suck is obvious enough - no defacing required.

This ain’t no daily bummer, bitches - it’s more like the bummer of a lifetime. ARE THEY SERIOUS? C’mon watch it. Shit’s like, fall-on-the-floor, curl-up-in-fetal-position, tears-to-your-eyes LAUGH OUT FUCKING LOUD, PERHAPS-SUFFOCATE, AND EVENTUALLY-DIE-OF-ASPHIXIATION, shitty.

 

In the words of a friend - “this is the worst thing to happen to music” (i MIGHT actually take it that far too) and i, too, “hope they don’t breed.” ever.

 

Without. Further. Ado.