Limited Edition Singles from The Teenagers Released Monday (3/10)
Nothing reeks of high school more than day-glo graffiti, awkward make-out parties, football games, boys obsessed with fornicating, cheerleaders, rollerskates, and the Fresh Prince of Bel Air. Nothing, that is, except for maybe the Teenagers MySpace page. The visuals included in this post are really only a tiny fraction of the serious gems that make up the collage I used to have inside my locker that treasure trove of all things pre-mature ejaculation. I hope the only reason it took me more than a minute to realize that these 3, certainly-over-25-year-old men CAN NOT BE SERIOUS, is that I didn’t get much sleep last night. Truth is, their brand of 90’s inspired synth-pop (sounds gross, I know…) is quirky–it’s like a mock boy-band that does it WAY better than the real thing. They are talented dudes with a serious sense of humor so convincing that it probably goes unnoticed.
(how fitting is it that they got famous on myspace????)
It’s positively undeniable: these dudes are hilarious. Normally I wouldn’t host a download for a song that came out as a single like two days ago, but The Teenagers offer a pretty good incentive to make the purchase. They released three different versions of the single, each version on a different color 7 inch vinyl: red, white, and blue (all super limited editions, of course, and rought five bucks each). The 7 inches feature 4 different versions of the title track (feat. tepr and delorean remixes as well as a cover by soko) and two B-sides (’Trouble’ and ‘Tiger’). Safe to say they’ve made it well worth the purchase (which can be made here), so I’ve got no qualms with offering up the MP3 to the loyal readers of the Orphan Review.
Listen/Download:
The Teenagers - Love No
