I love thee to the depth and breadth and height
My 29 dollars can reach, when feeling in my wallet
For my Washington Mutual Master Card.
I love thee to the level of not one or two
But three 7 inches on colored vinyl produced, by MCA of the Beastie Boys.
I love thee, oh Build A Nation 7 inch boxed set, as I wait by the mailbox;
I love thee, oh fourth record, for you are a picture disc,
And somewhere within you lies a bonus track.
You get the point. Now go pay for it and get stoked. (Release date: April 1st)
Now here’s a real gay youtube video of Bad Brains’ ‘Pay To Cum’ synced up with Leonard Nimoy’s ‘Bilbo Baggins.’ Bet you didn’t know Spock had a record did you?
