In the spirit of such mistakes as the New Kids On The Block reunion, and the rumors about a Jackson 5 comeback, only WAY WAY WORSE, the Fred-Durst-fronted rap-rock (or “nu-metal”) disaster that is Limp Bizkit has just announced a reunion tour. Thanks to Buzznet for bearing the bad news. We’re talking about a group of “musicians” who are probably the worst thing that could have happened to MTV, mainstream radio, and music in general in the late 90’s. Without their influence we wouldn’t have to deal with flipping stations on the radio in futile attempts to avoid such garbage as “Papa Roach,” “Linkin Park,” or “Crazy Town.” Thanks, guys, for sucking so hard.
Kudos to ex-Bizkit guitarist Wes Borland who’d had enough of the nookie and ditched that shit a few years back. He now plays with Marilyn Manson, who totally rules. Good move, Borland. For the purposes of said “reunion” the “LBF” will be joined by ex-Evanescence guitarist, whose name doesn’t really matter because that band totally sucks too. Fitting.
What happened, did they run out of nookie? Are they broke? Can’t they just go “slang some bud on the corner” or something? GO BACK TO THE 909.
