Forever Basting in Felch Juice, Cattle Decapitation

Even though I got over this band when I was like 16, and traded my cowprint vinyl LP for Carey’s Problem and Bowie’s Hunky Dory I still feel compelled to bring you some Cattle Decapitation news. Maybe cause they were kind of ridiculously awesome, or because they’re playing Stonehenge (EPIC!), or perhaps because of the way they ended this message. Whatever the reason, the San Diego burp metal band have issued the following update:

We’ll be announcing more US tour plans for April/May VERY SOON! Tour dates for Europe are already starting to sprout up online including a festival appearance at the Stonehenge Festival in Holland on July, 31st and we’ll hopefully have more to report on the rest of the tour soon! We don’t want to blow the whistle on it until we are completely sure this time. Things keep coming up preventing us from heading overseas and its looking like next year is looking to have much more international and overseas dates!

Now that the year is over and holidays behind us, we’ll be narrowing down the bass-player search! Our current fill-in bass player, Rah Davis, is stepping down to go back to school and we always applaud anyone who wishes to further their education, so we wish Rah the best of luck and we thank him for his service in gore!!!

Forever basting in felch juice, Cattle Decapitation

SICKK!!!! No, but seriously, these guys probably suck now. All I remember was being totally flabberghasted to find out that there was only one singer. But then when I saw ‘em live I was totally disappointed cause I realized the record must’ve had 2 separate vocal tracks and they really weren’t that awesome at all. C’est la vie. Happy 2010 bitches.

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