Ok maybe he didn’t, but dude, this shit’s so fucking good it almost made me cry when I first heard it. I’m not kidding. I almost felt like it was laughing and screaming, “HAHA I PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE!” and when I started crying, it took a cheap shot and socked me in the stomach. The dude from Aunt Dracula added me on myspace, and every once in a while something ACTUALLY compels me to look at the profiles I accept. This time I was thinking, “maybe I should click on this shit cause it might be good”. Obviously I was right. But slap your knee and call me surprised, cause shit’s NEVER this good. Like that one time when the pope was in town and I decided to let Ilana drag us to the 6th street warehouse, where I never go cause I always get bored, and it ended up being a good idea cause Rumspringa was playing and they ruled. Aunt Dracula rules in that way.
Are you even getting this? Like, does it make sense? Awright let me speak english: Aunt Dracula is a bunch of dudes, but really it’s just one dude named Scott Boyd – no sorry that’s my boss’s name – his name is Scott Daly, and he hails from Philly. I think he should come out to Hollywood again and play some more shows. Can I get a “Fuck yeah, bitches!”?? If you agree, hit him up on myspace and TELL HIM C4 SENT YOU.
DOWNLOADS
Aunt Dracula – Diddle Coaster
Aunt Dracula – Mongo
In the meantime, if you live on that other coast you might be able to SEE this shit. But take warning, dudes: if I lived in/near/within 500 miles of one of these cities I’d run really, really far away from all of these venues cause I’d be scared that I’d get the wind knocked outta me again. Just by proximity. And I may be a girl, but I’m no pussy, I tell you what.
TOUR DATES
Sep 25 2008 Pilam w/ These are Powers/Vampire Hands Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Oct 23 2008 TBA w/ Adventure Baltimore, Maryland
Oct 24 2008 Rumor’s Boutique Richmond, Virginia
Oct 26 2008 New French Bar Asheville, North Carolina
Oct 29 2008 Shantytown Jacksonville, Florida
