Pope John Paul 12 Turns 2008

Posted in: MIXTAPES by popejohnpaul12 on August 11th, 2008

Being the Pope has been a long and time consuming job that I have undertaken for over two thousand years. After climbing out of the shadows of Jesus and taking over the heart of Rome, I’ve learned a few things that I won’t share because then I won’t have complete dominion anymore, but trust me, it’s been hard wearing gold and sitting alone in the Vaticun sifting through my delusions and fantasies, but thankfully I have my bishops, alter boys and the millions of supporters all over the world that love me and understand that I am perfect and in direct contact with our lord and savior. Thank you for following me as I shifted through the many faces that have inhabited my persona. And for all those Protestant Reformers that criticized the Papacy as corrupt and characterized the pope as the antichrist, you won’t make it heaven bitches!!!

On this historic day, my birthday, I’d like to thank all those that have worshiped me and god over the past two thousand years. Keep tithing, and for that I offer you a mixtape, mother fuckers!!